stitches in my knob? [img]frown.gif[/img]
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stitches in my knob? [img]frown.gif[/img]
drugs ray ray and puts him on my operating table starts the delicate operation of sewing up his japs eye, now tehn all done ....this is the smallest little thing I have ever seen ...see nurse souly please get out the magnifying glass I think I see a wart on it
Here indea have a look.....what can you see?.......show me....i wanna see too......
http://www.condylox-genital-warts-tr...ages/wart1.jpg.......
OMG Indea ...yes i see it now.....hey indea are they ya fingers? you need to clean under ya nails....Ok now what has he got sis*>?<*
thats fuckin sick Souly .. i'm choppin my knob off!
I know Raypuss she should never have touched ya without cleaning her fingernails...i will get her to say sorry OK...... [img]graemlins/thinking.gif[/img]
*L .. not the nails!
what would you do seriosly .. if you met a fellah one night .. and you were bollocksed .. and you went hme to shag him .. he whipped his tool out an it looked like that? .. what would you say to him?
Raymus ...first if i was to have sex with someone ...it would 'nt be on the first date....2nd my nan taught me you have to get ya guy to dip his dick in domestos before he touches you with it....so im thinking he would scream his friggen guts out after washing that tool and then i would say very polietly...*piss off you dirty bit of shit * *LOL*
puts in my note book........
*must allways look at it before touching....
*must allways take along on dates a pair of tongs to handle the tools*(just in case)....
*must never turn out the light*
"piss off you dirty bit of shit" LOL
quality
oh well .. looks like my chances with you are blown [img]frown.gif[/img] .. *scratches my knob
*shakes my head....not yours *LOL*